Vitto Gets Irritated

By: Vitto's mom
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Me:  Vitto, it's getting late.  You're supposed to be sleeping now.  Blah...blah...blah...

Vitto:  (with hands up in the air) W-w-w-wait, mommy!  Not another word please.


Oh myyyyyy...  It was sure hard to keep a straight face and pretend that it wasn't funny.

Dustpan-er

Vitto: (while holding a broom and a dustpan) Mommy, can you sweep the floor?  I will be your dustpan-er.

Dustpan-er???? LoL...

With my buddy Rafa!

Homework

Vitto's Assignment:  Color the things that come from plants.

Me:  Vitto, should you color the bread?

Vitto:  (with confidence) No, mommy!  Bread comes from the toaster.  Not from plants.

Ohhh...

Too Much

Vitto:   Mommy, can I eat potato fries?

Mom:  Okay, Vitto, but not too much.

Vitto:   Not too much?

Mom:  Yes, not too much because you will eat rice in awhile.

Vitto:   (pause)  Hhhmmm.... Okay, mommy, I will eat not too much.  Just ONE MUCH!

Logic 101: Lola

Vitto:  Mommy, is lola a girl?

Mom:  Yes, girl.

Vitto:   Hhhmmm...  Mommy, are you a girl?

Mom:  Yes, I'm a girl!

Vitto:   So, you're my lola.

The Progressive Form of Verb Tenses ala Vitto

Vitto says...

"Mommy, look! I'm tuwn (turn) on-ing the light!"

"Mommy, look, I'm urong-ing (moving/pushing) my bed! I'm stong (strong)!"

"Why are you nail-cutter-ing my fingeng (finger) nails?"

"Look, daddy! I'm dulas-ing (slipping)!"


Oh, my....

Where is Vitto? Where is Vitto?

By:  Vitto's mom
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At home while working, I suddenly realized that Vitto was not disturbing me, which was quite unusual.  I noticed a very uncommon silence.  We couldn't find him inside the house, and then I remembered that he was playing near the car before all this silence occurred.  So, we all went to the garage.

This was what we saw inside the car (with doors open):

Vitto fell asleep on a reclined passenger seat with his pillows and blanket.

I guess, he fell asleep because of the cold weather and the sound of the raindrops.

Muscles

By:  Vitto's mom
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Vitto:  (to his grandpa)  Daddy Bob!!!  I'm as stong (strong) as sting (steel) because I can move my bed!

Grandpa:  Really?!  Wow, very good!

Vitto:  Yes, Daddy Bob!  I'm stong (strong) because my muscengs (muscles) are FAT!


LoL... FAT muscles...  Why not?!

Talentadong Pinoy

By:  Vitto's mom
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Vitto:  Mommy, I'll join Ryan (Agoncillo).

Me:    Aaahhh, you mean, you'll join Talentadong Pinoy?  Why, what's your talent?

Vitto:  I'll read 10 books, mommy! 10 BOOKS!


Ayos, anak, panalong-panalo ka nyan...

Left & Right

By:  Vitto's mom
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Vitto:         (To his lola)  Mom, where's Daddy Bob?

Grandma:  He already left.

(After a few minutes)

Me:           Vitto, have you seen Daddy Bob?  Where's Daddy Bob?

Vitto:          Ahhh, he already RIGHT.




He already LEFT, he already RIGHT.  Sige na nga...

Thank you, Lord

By:  Vitto's mom
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While I was using my laptop...

Vitto:  Mommy, I won't talk to you.

Me:    Huh?  Why won't you talk to mommy?

Vitto:  Kasi you're working.  Pag nagwowork si mommy, hindi kakausapin.

Me:    Yes, that's right!  Very good, Vitto!  Thank you, Vitto!

Vitto:  Yes, and thank you, Lord!


Hehehe...

Pre

By:  Vitto's mom
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Me:    Vitto, what's Friend in Tagalog?

Vitto:  Paye! (Pare)

Me:    What???!!! (wide-eyed)

Vitto:  Ay, soyi (sorry), mommy, hindi pala paye... P'ye (p're) pala, p'ye.


kinorek pa...

High

By:  Vitto's mom
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While showing his blocks...

Vitto:  Mommy! Look! That's high, higher, and highest!

Me:    Wow!  Very good, Vitto!  So, what does it mean?  Do you know what high, higher, highest are in Tagalog?

Vitto:  Yes!  In Tagalog, that's mataas...  Mas mataas...  and MAS MATAAS PA!


...ok na eh...

♫ Sampung Mga Daliri ♫

By:  Vitto's mom
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At home, after his second day in nursery school...

Me:    Vitto, what did you do in school?

Vitto:  Play!

Me:    Wow, really?  Did you sing?

Vitto:  Yes!

Me:     What did you sing?  I want to hear your song.

Vitto:  ♫ kamay at paa... at mata at ilong... ♫

Me:     (assuming that he was singing Sampung Mga Daliri) Aahhh... Mommy knows that. ♫ Sampung mga daliri, kamay at paa ♫  ...So, what's next?

Vitto:  ♫ kamay at paa... at mata at ilong... at lips and legs... and hair... ♫


Oh noooooo!!!

Dokumento

By:  Vitto's mom
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Vitto:  (approaches his grandpa)  Daddy Bob! Ano ba yung tax dec and mortgage?

Grandpa:  Dokumento yun.

Vitto:  (serious face mode)  Gusto ko makakita ng dokumento ng tax dec and mortgage.


LOL!
I'm proud to say that my son speaks and understands both English and Tagalog ☺☺☺

When Vitto Learns Phonetics

By:  Vitto's mom
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In the bedroom...

Vitto:  (while holding a toy car)  Mommy, this is a car.  Cuh-cuh-car!

Me:    Very good, Vitto!


Vitto leaves the room and reappears after a few seconds...


Vitto:  (while holding an umbrella)  Mommy! This is an umbrella! Uh-uh-umbrella!

Me:  Wow!  Good job, Vitto!


Vitto leaves the room again and reappears again after a few seconds...


Vitto:  (while holding a toy truck)  Mommy!  This is a truck!  Tuh-tuh-truck!

Me:    Very good, Vitto!

Vitto:  Mommy! Mmm...mmm...Mommy!  (pauses) Vvv...Vvv...Vvvvitto! (pauses)  Duh...duh...Daddy! (pauses) Juh...juh...Jollibee! Mmm...mmm...McDo! Guh...guh...Grimace!  Puh...puh...Petron!  Cuh...cuh...Caltex! Ssh...ssh...Shell!


...Pwede bang Ssh...ssh... Quiet??? Hehehe ☻☻☻

Vitto:  "Juh-uh-mmm-puh...  Jump!"

When Vitto Learns to Ask One Million Questions a Day

By:  Vitto's mom
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While I was busy working and using my laptop at home...


Vitto:  Mommy?  What are you thinking?

Me:    What am I thinking?  I'm just reading, Vitto.

Vitto:  Reading? What are you reading. mommy?

Me:    I'm just reading something, Vitto.

Vitto:  Reading something?  WHAT are you reading something, mommy?

Me:    I'm reading something for work.

Vitto:  Reading something for work?  WHAT are you reading something for work, mommy?

Me:    (realizing that I should correct his grammar)  Vitto, don't say "what are you reading something for work" because that's wrong.  You should just say "What are you reading, mommy?" or "WHY are you reading something for work, mommy?"

Vitto:  Mommy, WHY should I say WHY are you reading something for work, mommy?


This kind of conversation actually happens every minute of the day...

E-Mail

By:  Vitto's mom
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One morning, while Vitto was using my laptop...



Me:    Vitto, I'll just take a bath, ok?  After I take a bath, I'll use the laptop because I have to e-mail daddy.  Do you understand?

Vitto:  Yes, mommy! (not even bothering to look up)


While I was in the bathroom, Vitto started pounding on the bathroom door...


Vitto:  MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! MOMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!

Me:    Why, Vitto?  What's wrong?

Vitto:  (while shouting, making sure that I could hear him)  MOMMY!  I E-MAILED DADDY NA!  DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OK? WAG MO NA BOYOW (borrow) LAPTOP SAKIN, I E-MAILED NA!!!


...naks, nagpalusot pa, ayaw lang magpahiram ng laptop... ☺☺☺

Mommy Pacquiao

By:  Vitto's mom

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At home, while everyone was watching the Pacquiao-Mosley fight on pay per view (May 8, 2011)...

Crowd:  (cheering and clapping)  Go, Manny! Go, Manny!

Then, out of nowhere...

Vitto:  (arms raised upward) GO, MOMMY! GO, MOMMY PACQUIAO!!!  WOOHOO!!!


...LOL!!!