Too Much

Vitto:   Mommy, can I eat potato fries?

Mom:  Okay, Vitto, but not too much.

Vitto:   Not too much?

Mom:  Yes, not too much because you will eat rice in awhile.

Vitto:   (pause)  Hhhmmm.... Okay, mommy, I will eat not too much.  Just ONE MUCH!

Logic 101: Lola

Vitto:  Mommy, is lola a girl?

Mom:  Yes, girl.

Vitto:   Hhhmmm...  Mommy, are you a girl?

Mom:  Yes, I'm a girl!

Vitto:   So, you're my lola.