Prohibited!

By:  Vitto's mom
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I turned on the TV so Vitto could watch Playhouse Disney.  But I noticed that he wasn't watching.  Instead, he was busy playing with his toys.  So, I decided to turn off the TV.

Vitto:  (stopped playing and turned to me)  Mommy! Ano yari? (anong nangyari)

Me:    I turned off the TV because you're not watching.

Vitto:  Mommy!  That's PROHIBITED!

Me:    Why?  Ano ba meaning ng prohibited?

Vitto:  Mommy, Prohibited means BAWANG yun! BAWANG!


...hhmmm, bulol...  Baka BAWAL...

My Health-Conscious Son

By:  Vitto's mom
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With his grandpa...

Grandpa:  Vitto, 'you want cake?

Vitto:        Daddy Bob, is that shoogang-fee? (sugar free)

Grandpa:  (laughing)  No, it's not sugar-free.  'You want?

Vitto:        (serious mode)  No, thanks!  I want shoogang-fee.


...lol... 'Atta boy! :)

Fin

By:  Vitto's mom
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Me:    Vitto, what's the opposite of fat?

Vitto:  (with full confidence) Fin, mommy!  Fin!


...Well, it sounds like THIN anyway...

Ang Bulol

By:  Vitto's mom
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While eating biscuits...

Vitto:  Mommy, can I boyow (borrow) a pate?

Me:    Borrow a what?

Vitto:  Pate!

Me:    What??!

Vitto:  (as if irritated) Pate, mommy!  Pate!  Yung Pato!  I'll put my biscuits on the pate!


...ah ok, PLATE as in PLATO...galit ka ba???

The Court

By:  Vitto's mom
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With his grandpa (a lawyer)...

Vitto:        Daddy Bob, Why are you dressed up?  Where are you going?

Grandpa:  To the court.  I have a hearing.

Vitto:        Court?

Grandpa:  Yes, court.

Vitto:        (long pause) Why, Daddy Bob?  Are you going to play basketball?


...lol...

By:  Vitto

Mom drew the sun but I said it was supposed to rain.  So, I shaded the sun and put raindrops instead. :)

By:  Vitto

I wrote this when I was only two years old.

Mommy and daddy are proud of me because I wrote this all by myself   =)

Let's Buy a New Vitto

By:  Vitto's mom
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While playing...

Vitto:  Mommy, let's go to SM.

Me:    Why?  What will you buy?

Vitto:  Let's buy a new Vitto.

Me:    Huh?

Vitto:  Kasi luma na ako eh.  Gusto ko new ako.

Attowney

By:  Vitto's mom
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Me:    (to Vitto)  What's your name?

Vitto:  My name is Attowney (attorney) Vitto Panganiban Paquiz

Me:    Naks, may attorney pa ha.

Vitto:  Mommy, ATTOWNEY yun ha, hindi ATTOYNEY.

...ok, fine...

Lola

By:  Vitto's dad
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Vitto:   Chelsea! (pet dog) Let's go home na! Hinahanap ka na ng LOLA mo!

...lol...  Sinong LOLA mo?!!!!

Ihawan

By:  Vitto's mom
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At the porch...

Vitto:  Mommy, what's that? (pointing at the griller)

Me:    That's a griller!

Vitto:  What's griller in Tagalog?

Me:    Ihawan!

Vitto:  (long pause) Mommy?... What's Iha-two in English?

...Iha-wan, Iha-two, Iha-three...  My son has a point.

Isopatopen Moyoyes

By:  Vitto's mom
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While running, Vitto tripped and fell down.


Me:     Vitto, are you okay?

Vitto:   Yes, no problem! Isopatopen Moyoyes! (It's all part of the plan, more or less)

Me:     (surprised to hear him say such words) Wow!  That's good, Vitto!  So, what does that mean?

Vitto:   Mommy, "Isopatopen Moyoyes" means OK.

...lol...